Details on Sancho reference: In one of the funniest cult movies ever made, Orgazmo, a character named Sancho is interviewing for a job (as a porno actor). His main qualification is that, in his words, "I am Sancho." ...he goes on to point out, that in fact, "you are not Sancho, niether is Scott Baio, Sancho. There is only one Sancho, and I am Sancho."

No matter how many humorous memories you have, if you haven't seen Orgazmo*, you do not have enough laughter in your past. Watch the movie this year, so that next year, on September 22, when you hear that it is Scott Baio's 50th birthday, you can get a nice chuckle.

*FYI, Orgazmo is not a porno movie. It is a comedy by Trey Parker (South Park) in which a Mormon gets wrapped up in the porn industry when he is supposed to be out in LA converting people to Mormonism.